Dumbest Link Exchange Request Ever

Date September 28, 2007

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Since 2 years of blogging I have seen many strange and dumb things in this blogging world but this got my award of the dumbest link exchange request ever!

Check this first comment:

dumbest link exchange request

hello, my name is Richard and I know you get a lot of spammy comments,

I can help you with this problem. I know a lot of spammers and I will ask them not to post on your site. It will reduce the volume of spam by 30-50%. In return Id like to ask you to put a link to my site on the index page of your site. The link will be small and your visitors will hardly notice it, its just done for higher rankings in search engines. Contact me icq [removed] or write me [removed], i will give you my site url and you will give me yours if you are interested. thank you

and this is the same guy trying to make the link exchange:

spam

Hello guys ! This is Richard again,
Im here again to help you solve the comment spam problem, I got tons of emails and wasnt able to help all of you but Ill do my best. I am a very nice guy actually, and I want to save the internet world! As I told you I know a lot of spammers because my wife Dosia and I work at a large link spam company. When I saw the blogs, guestbooks and forums full of spammy links I was shocked! I wanted to stop this pest, and I know there is a note book in the office where these techniques are kept secret. Im trying hard to find this secret book. As soon as I find it Ill tell you guys how to prevent the spam comments. Im in danger now guys because my boss will spank me hard for this if he finds out I want to ruin his business! I feel very guilty because these people gave a job for us and we are ruining their business. I know they have a website and they look for links thats why i asked you for a link to their site for me not to feel so guilty and do something good for them too. My wife and I will probably be fired :( But we are ready for this to save you. Thank you guys, dont worry, Ill help all of you. Please believe me and our dream will come true.

From Richard and Dosia with love. icq removed

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3 Responses to “Dumbest Link Exchange Request Ever”

  1. Josh Spaulding said:

    lol don’t you love idiots? I do. Without them my day would be filled with boredom. I always wonder what these people are thinking. Are they new and don’t know any better? Have they been around for a while and found that this actually works? I’d say they’re new and don’t know any better.

  2. Chiller said:

    Wow, his reasoning is so solid, when he stated that he works for a spam company I would have been ready to do whatever he proposes ;) Putting a spam link on my site would never hurt me, right?

    Funny guy, thanks for posting :)

  3. GoogleLady said:

    Josh: I totally agree with you ;)

    Chiller: I tried to contact this guy and see what is his site about but after more than 2 weeks with no answer I decided to post it here ;)

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